at a certain boys' high school- as the nurse of what one would call the infirmary, i was examining a student who was feeling unwell, different from the one i saw the other day,

so... since the morning you've felt dizzy and have been experiencing palpitations, anything else?

well... this is kinda hard to say, but...

i've had an erection for a while now and it won't go down

this might be that epidemic they talked about on TV...

oh...- ...its probably se-sexual frustration

sensei, i heard this from my friend, but...

it should go down if i have sex with you...

uh...

sensei, please help me get it down

uuh...

really, another one?