This part-time job...

Is it still open?

Yes, it is!!

Thank you so much for coming!!

Is it really true I can earn this much--

--just for having a "buttered toast" slapped on my back?!

Exactly!! Just stick this on and that's it!!

From what I've seen so far, you're a perfect match for the job.

So what do you say? If it's the money you're worried about, I can pay you right now, cash upfront!!

Whaaat?

But she said she'd pay upfront...

We're going home. You're not taking a shady job like this.