I was just thinking, is there really any need to stand here all the time as a gatekeeper?

I want a chair, Sakuya-san.

If you sit down, you'll fall asleep.

I fall asleep even when I'm standing.

Like this.

Why so proud?

Well, if that helps ease your stress, that's good.

As expected of Sakuya-san, you're so kind!

That being said, I won't allow you to fall asleep.

So, yeah...

Why don't you sit in this "chair invisible to slackers"?

What a comfortable chair.

I may be a mortal forever,

But it's okay... for as long as I still draw breath, I shall always be with you...

Sakuya...

Kyaaah! Did you hear that, Patchouli-sama~?

Hear what.

Ah, worry not! I will also be by Patchouli-sama's side until the end of my life!

Yup, you're Pichuun'd.

I'll just summon you again,

incantation

So even if you want to die, I won't let you die.

I seeee