My, it's Tanuki-san. Welcome to my stoooore!

Did you have something in mind?

... something like this, perhaps?

W-well, I...

Ah, that's it! Ring it up, please!

Do you have one of those vibrating rods? The ones that go 'Vvvvvv'?

I'm afraid that this is my own personal possession, I haven't had a chance to get any new ones in to stock~❤️

That's even better, I'll take it!

You're kidding me.