I feel like I've gotten fatter again somehow...

Really?

Doesn't seem like you've changed much to me.

But, you know,

doesn't my leg seem a little more 'squishy squooshy' to you?

I'm not really sure how it was before, but...

Well, uhm...

I suppose it's like a japariman.

Hey don't look at me like that, you were the one saying it was 'squishy squooshy'.

Muuuu! Don't YOU have a face that's sort of like a round japariman, Pallas's Cat!?

Ahhhhh! Did you just call me round!?

I am not round, nyagiiii----!!!

--which is why we've come here to do yoga!

Please take care of us!