T-That's Iowa-san, is it...?

I'm worried as to whether they'll even be able to understand each other...

You can leave it to me DEESU!!

Sister!

Don bii shai, mai doutazu! Don't be shy, my daughters

Don't play with my overturned potatoes!! 堀った芋いじるな > /hotta imo ijiru na/ > '(w)hotta-taim ijiru na' > 'What time is it now' - if you say the Japanese quickly, and especially if you mumble/slur/have weird intonation, to a English-speaker, it could sound like a strange 'what time is it now' (Especially as the /h/ is really not a straight 'h' sound). There are other examples of this, such as 巨乳好き？ (Do you like big breasts?) > /kyounyuu suki/ > 'kyoun yuu suki' > 'Can you ski?'

Be that as it may, 'Don't play with my overturned potatoes' kinda has an erotic-feeling ring to it, no? And what's more 'play', you know? It's...

-robust-

Did you forget? The English Mark is the Rice Star!! ※ < this one; also America can be 米国, lit. 'rice country'.

I saw that gag ages ago!!