H-Hey... Miss Erika... Do you enjoy surfing the internet or such...?

Perhaps you like to Nico or are a chronic gamer or such...?

WHAT?

*GRIND*

Eep!

I have nothing in common with you!

NullPointerException Japanese Neet Terminology

GA! The standard thing to say in return

So you're a channer, huh?

You bas-...!

If you tell anyone about this....

I'll shoot through coke-bottle glasses of yours with an acht-acht! Acht-acht: Nickname for the German 8.8 cm Flak guns

It's rare to see Erika kick up a fuss like that...