Darkners will use anything but the metric system

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Deltarune fanart comic featuring the fake Mike trio.

Page one of the comic:

1) Battat is standing next to a stack of large photorealistic green apples while staring blankly. Jongler says "Boss is only two and a half apples tall."

2) Pluey (in his regular Shadowguy attire) is standing next to a stack of five apples. Jongler says "And Pluey is four and a half apples tall!"
Battat angrily exclaims "Seriously!? What kind of a measuring system is this!?"