「か、かるた大会始まっちゃいますぅ！
はわわわ……！？　ふ、震えがぁ～～！
どどど、どうしましょう！」

「心配ナッシングですよ、ドトウさん！
シラオキ様の作った『新春ハピカム音頭』を
歌って踊れば、運気上昇・万事解決！」

「ハッピーカムカム　吉が出た～♪
目にも眩しい　初日の出♪
富士もニッコリ　頬が染まって♪
ふんにゃか　はんにゃか　福来る～♪」

「ふんにゃか　はんにゃか～……えへへ。
お、思わず口ずさんじゃいますぅ～」

「おお、その調子です！
さあさあ続けてご一緒に～！」

「ラッキーワクワク　松飾り～♪
みんな集まれ　福笑い♪
鷹がピューっと　告げる正夢♪
ふんにゃか　はんにゃか　福来る～♪」

「フォーチュンおせちに　舌鼓～♪
幸せ全開　勝ちを呼ぶ♪
茄子は焼かずに　ポッケにしまって♪
ふんにゃか　はんにゃか　福来る～♪」

「これでシラオキ様のご加護もバッチリ！
大船……いや、宝船に
乗ったつもりで参りましょ～～！！」

"Oh nooo, it's almost time for the karuta championship! Oh no, no, no, <i>no!</i> M-my hands... are shaking... W-what am I going to dooo?!"

"For starters, you could sing Shiraoki's New Year's Fortune-Fishin' Song! If you say the words and dance the steps, luck's sure to come your way!"

"Bring on the boons, gimme good luck! ♪
Grab your shades, here comes a bright New Year's dawn! ♪
The sun's a-rising, Mount Fuji's snowy cap is shining ♪
With a rosy smile singin' woooiya hoiya ♪
Fortune's on the way! ♪"

"Woooiya hoiya! Fortune's on the way... ♪ Ehehe, you're right. I can' help but sing along."

"Exactamundo! I'll lead you in with another verse, and then you take the next!

Lucky lucky me, with my lucky pine sprigs ♪
Everybody gather 'round for some festivities ♪
Watch for hawks like you saw in your lucky dreams ♪
Playin' fukuwarai with a woooiya hoiya, ♪
Fortune's on the way! ♪"

"Lucky lucky me, eating a New Year's feast ♪
Ultra super happy, life always has me winning ♪
Everything's so tasty, but don't eat the eggplant yet ♪
Save a taste of luck and woooiya hoiya ♪
Fortune's on the way! ♪"

"Yep, I'm sure Shiraoki heard that prayer loud and clear, and sent a big ol' treasure ship of luck your way!"