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  • Date: 2025-12-19 02:05
  • Update: 2026-08-09 08:40
  • Size: 1.47 MB .png (1032x3076) »
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You're treating Maya like a kid agaaaaain!!
Maya wanna be an adult soon!!
Then do you want to try being one?
An adult life simulator in the VR Umalator.
The sparkly shiny life of an adult! Maya is looking forward to it, yep!♪
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GREAT
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First we subtract income tax, residence tax and social insurance premiums from your salary.
2% subtracted by Income Tax 4% substracted by Residence Tax 5% substracted by Health Insurance 9% substracted by Pension Fund Mood went DOWN
* Percentages substracted may vary depending on your salary and age.
Blehhh!
Bwehhh!
Salary
Then we substract your living expenses from the remainder. You can freely spend what's left.
This is what being an adult means.
36% substracted by Rent 16% substracted by Food 4% substracted by Lighting and Heating 4% substracted by Transportation 4% substracted by Phone and Internet 6% substracted by Miscellaneous Mood went DOWN
Danbooru

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こんマヤ★(現実)

大人のみんな、生きててえらい!!!!!!!!!!!

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    You're treating Maya like a kid agaaaaain!!
    Maya wanna be an adult soon!!
    Then do you want to try being one?
    An adult life simulator in the VR Umalator.
    The sparkly shiny life of an adult! Maya is looking forward to it, yep!♪
    Salary
    GREAT
    Salary
    BAD
    TERRIBLE
    First we subtract income tax, residence tax and social insurance premiums from your salary.
    2% subtracted by Income Tax 4% substracted by Residence Tax 5% substracted by Health Insurance 9% substracted by Pension Fund Mood went DOWN
    * Percentages substracted may vary depending on your salary and age.
    Blehhh!
    Bwehhh!
    Salary
    Then we substract your living expenses from the remainder. You can freely spend what's left.
    This is what being an adult means.
    36% substracted by Rent 16% substracted by Food 4% substracted by Lighting and Heating 4% substracted by Transportation 4% substracted by Phone and Internet 6% substracted by Miscellaneous Mood went DOWN

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