Who was your first kiss?

Huh!? But I don't remember kissing you, Sakura!

Yeah, you were about to die, so I gave you mouth-to-mouth.

First time I'm hearing this...

Your Sharingan! Your Sharingan's on, Sasuke!

Oh, come on! I only gave kisses of love to you, Sasuke!

A-And I've only given them to Hinata!

Naruto!

Huh...? They all kissed dad?

What do you mean Lord Seventh's first kiss was with Papa? Explain.