出雲阿国からのバレンタインチョコ。

待ちに待ってた新商品！　ついに出た出た！　阿国座限定特製チョコレート！　歌舞伎の小物としても親しみ深いうえ、問答無用のリアル日の本っぽい雰囲気にはワールドワイドな大流行の予感！

ま、試作品なんですけどね。そういうわけで、こちらなにげに阿国さんの手作りとなりますので、どうかマスター様におかれましては、ご笑納頂けますと幸いでございます。

―――そんなこんなで始まりますは、出雲阿国の恋歌歌舞伎。その顛末や如何に。

Valentine's Day chocolate from Izumo-no-Okuni.

At last, it's here! The brand-new product you've been dying to get your hands on...special Okuni Show limited edition chocolate! You may have seen a pipe like this in kabuki performances before, but I bet it's only a matter of time before this authentic Japanese craftsmanship becomes a worldwide hit! That said, this is still just a prototype, so keep that in mind. Incidentally, I made this one by hand all on my own, so I'm really hoping you like it, Master.

...Thus begins Izumo-no-Okuni's romantic kabuki. What happens afterward is anyone's guess.