『僕にだけ優しいギャル』という都合の良い法則は存在しない。だが、『ギャルにチョコを口移ししてもらうロマン』は確実に存在するのだ

The fantasy of "the gyaru who's only nice to me" doesn't exist. However, the "romantic fantasy of having a gyaru feed you chocolate by mouth" most certainly does.