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Day 17: Bridal Carry

"Listen here, my good sir.

I just wanna bring my boy home and leave peacefully.

Whatever stuff he drank, I'll pay it.

That bottle in the corner? Ok!
Those piles, as well? Absolutely!

...T-That, too?!! Uh... Umm... Sure, just... Just send me the bill, alright?"

"(𝘋𝘢𝘮𝘯, 𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘶𝘵... 𝘞𝘩𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧?! 𝘐 𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘢 𝘨𝘰 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘈𝘭'𝘴 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵, 𝘈.𝘚.𝘈.𝘗)"

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Continuation from prompt day 12th and 14th.

Wade finally found his drunk stray husband at some random bar~

300lbs? No problemo 😀👌