[quote]"someone came out with a straight pride or super straight army scheme of the same caliber he would absolutely shit his pants"

You kidding ?

Someone already did a Super Straight marine, and it's my favourite thing ever because it ended up looking ultra gay! https://twitter.com/withey_ashley/status/1848696483077325057

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Source: https://twitter.com/CerberusXt/status/1848701170912473134
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