Huuuh? Whaddaya mean, "we can't do that outside?" -- not with *that* attitude we can't.

Image Description

A drawing of Candy, my original character. She's seen from the thighs up, pulling her ragged olive-green sweater up to reveal a lacy black bra and a taut bare stomach with a pierced bellybutton. Besides that, she's wearing low-rise jeans and a lacy black choker. Her fingernails are long and sharp and turquoise green, and she holds a lit cigarette in her right hand. Her eyes are dark with long lashes and heavy eyeshadow, and her lipstick is pale purple. Her bobbed pink hair frames her face, and an inexplicable gradient of bold turquoise green extends down from the crown of her head. Realistically, it makes no sense...but it looks cool. In the background, a poster reads: "50% OFF, COME INSIDE RIGHT NOW". Little stylistic sparkly bubbles pop around her head, seeming to imply some altered state of consciousness.

There are alternate versions on Patreon, basically with her bra off or her jeans off and various combinations thereof. She's cute! She's got a nice bush! Check it out, please!