Ah! Tengu newspaper reporter! We have a crime case!!

Good timing!!

It's a scoop!!

Big trouble! It's the murder case of the beautiful gateguard!!

The cause of death of the big boobs is a grudge. It's not even worth a page-three article.

I'm not interested, so please call the police.

And now! Charge! The rumored beautiful sisters! With wardrobe malfunctions!!