I was just on my way to buy a New Year card,

but I was starting to get lonely being the only one on board!

I'm stoked to have a girl my age to talk to!

By the way, do you know what a New Year card is?

New Year whatnow?

Ah, I figured you wouldn't.

It's not like you would after all.

I haven't been here in a while,

so maybe peoples values, culture, and memories have gotten all hazy!

Is it the fate of all old things to disappear from the minds of the young?

Oh no,

she's a weirdo.

That's just a tragedy!

Come on, surely you have to agree, right?

Well I mean, if you want old stuff you're headed to the right place.

There's still a ton of them in Tokyo.

Do you know how many times I've had to hear that!?

I mean come on!

I feel like they're stamping me with their personal seal the amount of people that tell me that!

I am not a letter, dammit!

I feel like I'm turning into Taro Urashima over here!