So, Merry. Have you considered making your own?

Oh, yeah. Apparently that's an option too.

But I don't have the tools or anything, and the hurdle for a first-timer is pretty high...

Tools?

You need like wrenches and oil and stuff, right?

What exactly are you making!?

I'm sure the quality will take a hit, but it's got more feeling put into it than store-bought, right?

It even says so right here.

But it can be a matter of life and death, so it's not a decision to make so lightly.