Ever looked at the spelling for "guitar"

and read it like "gooey-tah"?

No?

Ah. Yeah, I guess it's pretty easy to accidentally misread Latin letters like they're in Japanese.

Like reading "season" as "seh-ah-soh-n," for example?

... What?

...Ke ion! ke = hair, ion = abnormal noise.

Aaazu-nyan ♪

Caught you!

Stringing her along