Tashkent. Do you know how they turn saury into screws?

I don't...

It was a lie.

It was a lie!?

Geez! Verniyyyy!

Heheheh...

There's a metal box over there, see?

If you put a saury into the top of it, a screw will pop out the bottom.

Whaaa? No way!!

It's the truth.

That it's a lie.