Interview with a maniac A play on "Interview with a vampire"

Interview with a maniac A play on "Interview with a vampire"

What is the most self-satisfying thing you do?

What? ...well...

What? ...well...

I guess it's when I'm doing something for my princess. The joy of serving, I suppose.

I suppose it would be when I smell my master's body while she sleeps. I make sure to smell her entire body lovingly, and never miss a spot.

Every night, I do this to refresh my body and mind. I think I would die without my master now.

Hers is a lustrous body of eternal youth; but it emits a rich and mellow fragrance matured over millenia, a priceless treasure that could be called a work of art. It's a miracle of life that far surpasses the power of fermentation. Even a god would kneel down and bow her head in front of this aroma.

Hers is a lustrous body of eternal youth; but it emits a rich and mellow fragrance matured over millenia, a priceless treasure that could be called a work of art. It's a miracle of life that far surpasses the power of fermentation. Even a god would kneel down and bow her head in front of this aroma.

Hers is a lustrous body of eternal youth; but it emits a rich and mellow fragrance matured over millenia, a priceless treasure that could be called a work of art. It's a miracle of life that far surpasses the power of fermentation. Even a god would kneel down and bow her head in front of this aroma.

Anyway, it is a hopelessly good smell, and I do not believe this smell is of this world, nor do I think such a smell could be found in the next world; because all dead people will ascend to heaven if they smell this aroma. The same has happened to me, in a sense.

Anyway, it is a hopelessly good smell, and I do not believe this smell is of this world, nor do I think such a smell could be found in the next world; because all dead people will ascend to heaven if they smell this aroma. The same has happened to me, in a sense.

Just kidding. *giggle*