E-Erm...

A jizo can help you prevent crimes, you know?

For example, if you put me next to a wall, dogs will pee on me less.

That sounds more like a statistical error.

You say you can help with preventing crimes...

But to me, you have the same stink as a certain black-white filth.

Ah. We don't want that now, do we?

Chase her away, Aunn!