Alright, I'll be myself

And you be Yuyuko-sama

It's good when house-sitting is quiet, but...

It's quite boring.

TSUJIGIRI!! An old practice where a samurai would test a new blade on a defenseless passerby

Do you want to pretend to be Yuyuko-sama for a while?

Oh Yuyuko-sama, always lazing around like this...

Seriously now,

What would you do without me?

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