I have come here today to speak to the head (lol) of the Scarlet Devil Mansion!

Why am I here...?

Guess there's no choice, so I'll listen to you. Go on, speak.

The truth is, Flan-chan's real sister isn't you, but me!

Riiight?

Huh?

Say what? I'm totally gonna ____ you.

Well, think about it!

Me and Flan-chan's appearances are ultra-similar, our diets both consist of humans...

How can we have so much in common and not be sisters?

Y-...you're right...!?

You gotta be kidding, Sis!

No, it has to be!!

That's way too many stretches...

Remi

Rhetoric