Welcome to the Love Seminar by PopTePiPic...

...the gods of love who have given rise to countless big-name couples.

Act now, and get this matchmaking charm for ¥50,000!

What's more, you can get the rights to sell these charms to your friends!

Let's all grab us some happiness together!

Take possession of the whole world!!

Uh-oh, you're looking a little pale, there.

Well...doesn't this all seem kinda shady?

Don't be silly. I pull down ¥2 mil a month with these charms.