I was chased by the slit-mouth woman, but I was faster so I left her in the dust.

Ah, the slit-mouth, huh. For the safety of the local children, I exterminated her. Huh? I didn't use any armaments, my fists were plenty.

I'll show you Hanako-san of the toilet... That's what the commander said, and put cameras in the girls' bathroom and got arrested by the MPs. That was scary...

I didn't get a single scary story...