Can't say I blame them.

Considering how she dresses.

(Reading his mind)

Pity. No one would make that mistake if she just wore a normal kimono.

That tanuki, in a kimono...?

I'd kinda like to see that!

Cease your fantasizing about other women!

I'll strike you.

You know...I was a shinobi once, too. In my youth.

A kunoichi.

What? You were a ninja?!

My wife...a ninja...