Y-you're in love with me?

Dude, what?

This is, like, the first time you've even acknowledged that I'm a girl.

Huh?

Hey, hold on!

I haven't said 'no', have I!

Y... yeah, I guess I pity you enough.

You're too pathetic to turn down, but I'm not doing this because I want to.

So, y'know... take care of me and crap.