Admiral. From this day onwards...

You are now permitted to perform extreme skinship towards your secretary-ship.

The higher-ups explained it thusly:

"Providing relief to a worn-out Commander is also part of a Secretary-ship's Job"... or so they say.

They're the worst...

...right...

Uwah...

It's a free-for-all touch buffet.

The extent as to which skinship is allowed is wide...