I've fallen in love! My partner is a telephone pole!

Then, when you pee on a telephone pole, that would be watersports. And pooping would be scat play.

So sticking a sex service poster to it would be NTR?

Drink this. Instead of a telephone pole, come fuck Dorothy-sama!

I-... When you say "Dorothy", it turns me on, Dorothy-san.

Ah, so you want me to do it with my mouth!