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  • ID: 3325508
  • Uploader: redtails »
  • Date: 2019-07-29 11:21
  • Update: 2026-08-01 09:38
  • Size: 212.3 KB .jpg (462x519) »
  • Top tagger: redtails (57)
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Ms. ⑨, we are trained professionals. We won't laugh, no matter how ridiculous it sounds...unless we can't take it anymore. A parody of the police station scene from Stephen Chow's 2016 movie The Mermaid. When the protagonist escaped a mermaid kidnapping and tried to report this to the police, he found the policemen at the reception desk not exactly buying his crazy story, and also not being very helpful.
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  • 东方Project-藤原妹红

    我们受过严格的训练,无论多好笑,我们都不会笑,除非忍不住

    Touhou Project - Fujiwara no Mokou

    We are trained professionals. We won't laugh, no matter how ridiculous it sounds...unless we can't take it anymore.

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    Ms. ⑨, we are trained professionals. We won't laugh, no matter how ridiculous it sounds...unless we can't take it anymore. A parody of the police station scene from Stephen Chow's 2016 movie The Mermaid. When the protagonist escaped a mermaid kidnapping and tried to report this to the police, he found the policemen at the reception desk not exactly buying his crazy story, and also not being very helpful.

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