It's not about other people, Len!!

We've both sung in love songs.

I think it's important to know what tenderness feels like!

Right, then first how about doing something about this situation where there's not a shred of tenderness?

What are you talking about? This is the so-called "pushing you down" thing.

She just doesn't understand until you show her...

Ahhh, jeez… I get it. It'll be fine if we try it, right?

In exchange, treat me to some banana ice cream afterwards.