Hello there! Would you perchance have an interest in art?

Me? Art?

Yes! If you act now, you can get a famous painting for quite the bargain!

If you act now, instead of 3,000,000, it's just 1,500,000! How about it?

My word! That's half price, isn't it! What a fantastic deal!

So, how will you be settling the bill?

Well, I'll just call up my dad and have him set up a payment plan on his card for me. Japan's credit cards work differently to many others, you don't carry a balance per se, the money automatically comes out of your account on a set date - but you can have purchases come out over multiple months.

Hmm?