JK「ちょっと！今わたしのパンツ撮ったでしょ！」
僕「な…い、いや！誤解だ！僕は君なんか撮ってない…！」
JK「ッざけないで！撮ったじゃないそのスマホで」
乗客A「なんだなんだ？」
乗客B「お嬢ちゃん、どうしたの？」
JK「この人盗撮魔です！」
僕「いやだからちょっと待って！ホントに誤解なんですって！」
乗客A「おい、こいつ捕まえろ！」
乗客B「この子がこう言ってんだ。いいから次の駅で降りよう、な」
僕「なんでですか…！やめ…、離して！それでもボクは撮ってない！」

High-schooler - "Hey! You just took a picture of my panties didn't you!"
Me - "N...o, no! You're misunderstanding! I didn't take a picture of you...!
High-schooler - "Don't lie! You took it with that smartphone"
Passenger A - "What is it?"
Passenger B - "What's wrong miss?"
High schooler - "This creep taking pictures of me is!"
Me - "No, just listen! I said it's just a misunderstanding!"
Passenger A - "Hey, get that guy!"
Passenger B - "You heard the girl. Just behave and get off in the in the next station, you hear"
Me - "But why...! Sto...get off of me! I didn't take a picture of her!"