My son, I asked around and here is the answer: The holy sword halts your growth, but the magical power of a holy lance gives you a bountiful body.

Is that so?

You see, all Sabers are flat tops, and all Lancers are boob monsters. Such is the fate of us sword wielding knights.

So it wasn't a gene problem after all.

Yes, it's sad but true.

My dear father, you are telling the truth, aren't you?

Don't blame me for that.

You wretched liar.

Dafuq??