Good afternoon, dear deities. In recent days, there are commotion regarding side effects occuring to Taishang Laojun Pharmacy's medicines and elixirs. These side effects include: explosion; light emission; ignition and even sexual excitement.

Today, the company involved in these recent incidents, Taishang Laojun Pharmacy, has finally announced that they will hold a press conference.

Answering the reporters questions will be Taishang Laojun's steward, Wooden Horn Azure Bull.

Don't you all think that Taishang Laojun is so cute, she's practically a goddess?

That's all I have to say.

That's it!?