If you cum inside me, I am going to tell father!

Wow, that was really fun! Good luck next round!

I'm gonna teabag the shit out of you, fucking loser!

Requesting condoms! I repeat! Requesting condoms!

(Yare yare daze.)

How do I use condom? How do I know which lube is best?

Spins are parts of sex. If you don't like it, don't do it.

Quit bitching about cross-dressing. It won't stop me!

By Gyro