Where am...?

I was stranded due to an unexpected plane crash.

All that I was left with...

Was one cup's worth of tea.

With only this in my hand,

I was put into a desperate struggle for survival!!!

... or some story like that will soon begin. So let's remain quiet and listen, alright girls?

Yes ma'am!

I... I'm already nervous about telling all this, will you please stop making it more difficult!?