But I hate shiitake more than anything.

Especially when you grill them.

They look just like a huge ****....

Wait wait, just a second.

You mean, they look like Hige?

I just saw Hige-san a while ago...

I wondered what it would look like if you cut Hige-san in half.

Is... that so?

For now, just listen until she's done.

No hesitation.

If you slice him in the middle, the contents in his body will be clogged and blood will not come out.

And he will be very soft, and huffy, and crunchy.

Superb Freshness.

Straight from the farm!

...That's what I thought.