Good morning, everyone.

Secretary-ship Kaga here.

Please believe me, everyone - I am indeed the secretary-ship, Kaga.

Even though all I ate at lunch was curry, I turned into a penguin somewhere along the way.

Speaking of which

This is probably THEIR doing

First things first, it's of the utmost importance that I find THEM...

...and turn myself back to my original form!

YAHOOOO