Three Sisters

I'm an only child,

so it makes me happy that it's like I've gotten a big sister and a little sister.

Big sister

Little sister

Oh, are you okay with having me as a big sister? (In a really low voice)

Whaaat

That'd mean that Garry and I are also sisters, wouldn't it? No way!

All right. Then I'll be the big sister who's from dad's previous marriage.

Ew, then we'd still be blood-related! By half! I'll be mom's child from a previous marriage!

Then we're not blood-related at all, so that settles it, right?

Right!

All I was saying that I'm happy that we're like sisters, but they turned it into a setting where both our parents are once divorced.