I'd like you to make a contract with me and become a magical girl!

What do you think, Akemi Homura? This is contract agent Kyubey ver. beautiful girl.

One more fried dumplings please

With this form making contracts would be easier, and you wouldn't reduce my numbers so easily, Akemi Homura.

'Cause I'm fucking adorable!

What load of bullshit.

Just go to hell.

You eat that too?!

Dear me, what a waste of precious protein. Reference to Bear Grylls

*Munch munch*