I want you to be my girlfriend.

But I refuse.

Honestly, me being single is a super rare case, you know. (Lie)

Oh, is that so? Huh... Hmm, hmm... I see, I see.

W-Well... I also... It's just a coincidence, it just so happens that I'm not dating anyone right now either~

.......................... Sigh... Jeez, it can't be helped............ I... um... wouldn't mind becoming... it for you... ...um... your girlfriend, I mean...